January 2012
44 posts
People like you help me keep my faith in humanity. Seriously, thank god you exist, continue.
Crap, now look what youve made me do, you’ve made me become friends with people I actually like. Now I’m going to miss them when I leave. I’ve never left a place that had people in it to miss before.
Damn.
Did someone just seriously ask how much Skype cost?
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You know you’re not in high finance when you’re considering second hand underpants
YAY BUS POSITIVE THINKING YAY I HAVE JOHN GREEN YAY IMMA GOING PUBLIC NERD TO READ THIS BRILLIANCE AND I DON’T EVEN CARE.
Stranger: what are you listening to?
Me: you won't have heard of them no worries
Stranger: I probably have, who?
Me: Hannah Montana
Stranger: *leaves*
The smell of sweet success
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I really hope some shitty song doesn’t come on because people will hear it and not understand the beauty that is rubbish music
Blaming the earphones as to not hear the peoples stupid, this bus seems to have a particularly low IQ today
“They make it look so easy, connecting with another human being. It’s like no one...”
– Dexter Morgan (via wrists)
“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to...”
– Charles Bukowski (via underaged)
“Cupcakes used to be known as fairy cakes, until something happened a few years...”
– Charlie Brooker (via xfs)
how the heck can one person manage to be so goddamn frustrating and proceed to function at the same time?
jeeepers:
i’m different than other girls.
and by different, i mean better.
United States of America: Good news, guys, we took down Megaupload. Now everyone can rest easy!
Health Care System:
Hand-gun Violence:
Unemployment:
Public Education:
Gay Marriage:
Marijuana Legislation:
Middle East Conflict:
World Hunger:
Cancer Research:
Ron Weasley: You really need to sort out your priorities.
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“Business men dont know much about other things but they do know about business” Lol u millionaires be dumb
“The awful stories about the recession” - business communication Studies teacher
Lololol m’dear, its not just a story its rl
So when I fail all my exams I’m move to America, live on a ranch with internet and become a cow girl, only coming to England occasionally to visit family when I want to
I will be poor and living in a total bubble but I shall be happy so I don’t care
Going home finally, thank fuck.
He’s another human being
Why do I care so fucking much
Teen girl emotions 101
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Because I’m a better man, moving onto better things
I want to go to sleep but I don’t want it to be tomorrow when I wake up
Oh the pain
Why is it so cold I mean really how inconsiderate
People are so stupid, its a wonder how there’s so many of them
Happy quiet is so nice
There should be more happy quiet in the world
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That moment when the word ‘unnecessary’ is used as an adjective on a person and is actually pretty accurate
Definatly a sad one
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I don’t understand why you’re such an idiot please explain
so yesterday i pretty much lost almost all of my faith in humanity
thats always fun
Maybe its just because I’m really frustrated at the moment but really either way anyone who still says ‘jog on’ to something they dislike at the age of 15 deserves to suffer quite a bit
Especially if that thing doesn’t even have legs (see: school, homework and broken internet)
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Why are 89% of people you thought would be there as long as you are, not?
So I would go into it because I got a beautiful A* in it which made me happy but all the jobs are shit
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“I regularly rarely do it” and “it was nice but I didn’t like it” do make sense kids
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“People say friends don’t destroy one another
What do they know about...”
– The mountain goats
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The weather and wind is pretty fierce, dark and cold this morning
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I wonder what it feels like to be really good at something instead of ridiculously average in all that you persue
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You’re not sexy what are you doing nekkid on the internet stop embarrassing yourself and have some respect
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It’s like to make matters worse I’m a girl so I shall have to switch it to a boy but it won’t be the same
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I really want to change my ring tone to one like Sherlock’s now why cruel world why
You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow
We both happen to be quite stubborn little shits don’t we?
December 2011
5 posts
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people behind me complaining about the weather
talk about something more interesting
i’m trying to pretend i’m listening to music
oh my fuck
scary shit is shit scary
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my old friends are really annoying but i want to stay in touch because i like to pretend they were there for me when the new ones where not
lucky-shadow:
A fairy tale is a lie you tell to children to make them behave, a legend is a lie you tell to various human beings because they are exciting
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why is someone with such a great name as penisland.tumblr.com not doing anything with their blog
stop being so selfish